poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
Joyce Manor - Derailed

kevinrichard:

When you make it to your driveway, 
Will you call to let me know that you’re ok?
And when you make it to your bedroom, 
Do you collapse on your bed right away?
Or do you lay and think about how fucking lonely you’ve become?

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
squishysandwich:

you blew it! at the house of blues in boston, ma 6/29/14

queers-of-madness:

this one goes out to all the homies on mobile

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you probably can’t see it but it’s a dude pouring out malt liquor for you.